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Mar 31 '12

funniest10k:

 

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

  • No Pulp
  • With Pulp
  • MORE Pulp
  • LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

  • Loaded With Even More Pulp
  • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
  • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
  • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
  • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
  • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
  • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
  • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
  • An Orange

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And the extreme version, after the “orange” level is a sack of orange seeds. Or directly an orange tree

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Feb 7 '12
datsoldier: IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE HERE, TAKE THIS RUSTY HAMMER TO THE FACE

datsoldier:

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

HERE, TAKE THIS RUSTY HAMMER TO THE FACE

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Nov 15 '11

There You Go

Let’s try this new blog platform (and my crappy engrish).

LET’S DO EEEEEET (cit)